Akshaya's Law of Coding

Akshaya's Law of Coding
Developers do not work.

W = F.S -(1)

F = M.a - (2)

Now, code is massless, because it is digital & virtual.
=> M = 0

From (2),
F = M.a => 0.a => 0 -(3)
No efort is required to code, merge, execute and check code into SVN, create branches, tagging etc.

From (1) & (3)

W = F.s => 0.S => 0

Thus, work done by developer is zero.
IT professionals are useless and are paid big bucks for doing no work.

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