Sectum Septra

Akshaya's Law of Coding Developers do not work. W = F.S -(1) F = M.a - (2) Now, code is massless, because it is digital & virtual. => M = 0 From (2), F = M.a => 0.a => 0 -(3) No efort is required to code, merge, execute and check code into SVN, create branches, tagging etc. From (1) & (3) W = F.s => 0.S => 0 Thus, work done by developer is zero. IT professionals are useless and are paid big bucks for doing no work.

Its the first book written by a rookie author(Dhiraj Kumar) which has generated tremendous interest amongst the internet/social networking community. This book provides a fascinating glimpse into the big, bad world of social networking, the biggest craze of our time. This book is collection of articles on various facets of Social networking , both good and bad. Each of the articles is though provoking, written with a tinge of humour, sarcasm and witicism which keeps the reader interested throughout.Each article discusses a new facet of Social networking and has enough material to be discussed and debated among friends. This book need not be read from begining to end, the reader can choose any article which interests him and straightaway start from there. The author's ability to cover he complex world of social networking in a style laymans can understand and appreciate it is praisseworthy. At no point of time does the book become geeky or preachy. It's a must read for those ...

Mr. A: M bhaiya ek puzzle ka answer do Mr. M: hanjee Mr. A: duniya ka sabse khush villain kain hai? Mr. M: mogambo Mr. M: choti choti baaton par khush ho jata tha Mr. A: hogwarts ke quidditch mathc ke liye snitch nahi mil rahi thi to kis villian ko snitch ki tarah use kiya? Mr. M: DON don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahee namumkin hai Mr. A: 2/2 Mr. M: aur 11 desh ki police dhoond rahe hain :D hehehehehe Mr. A: dekha main na kehta tu 2nd number hai meri rating list par :0 duniya ka sabse nasheela villain? Mr. M: ye nahee samajh aaya Mr. A : shetty....woh ganja tha :) Mr. M: ye kon hai ye wali picture nahee dekhi Mr. A: are 70'-80 ki movies mein ek lamba chauda ganja villain hota tha Mr. M: okkk Mr. A: acha gandhi jee ka favorite villain? ? Mr. M: hitler nahee ruko... pata nahee zyada uljulool questions hogaye abb ;P nahee pata Mr. A: saara shehar use loin ke naam se jaanta tha..and gandhi ka favourite cloth ek loin cloth...

This book serves a reminder to all those who believe that revolutions will lead to be better lives. It highlights the key point again and again..whatever be the reason for revolutions, whoever participates in the revolutions and whichever party wins, ultimately the people will always be ruled by the filthy pigs. One can relate it to any movement in any country..be it the current state of free market movement, rise of Socialist movements...the heart of all these movements was in right places..but ultimately the pigs enjoyed the spoils and other suffered. Its not just a children's book . It has very deep philosophy for anyone who cares to think and question the history.

http://www.flipkart.com/books/9381115879?pid=jt33f9xa7x&_l=CJHVEqJO3veuHytbACc9dw--&_r=YUuTZuFdK3IW0A%202f6w3ag--&ref=93a9b8f5-86fa-43ea-800a-91dc3ff29c5b This most unusual book looks at the newfound obsession driving people of all classes, countries and age groups - 'the asocial networking' - a must-do mode of entry into a new social order. If not adopted and mastered quickly, will it cause us to miss out on one of the greatest forms of modern human experience? It is also interesting and ironical to see ourselves socializing with the help of gadgets when we could actually step forward and socialize with the person standing next to us. For the benefit of those who exhibit their social lives online, this book offers little tricks of the trade to master the art of networking and garner tangible gains in the real world. The author discusses our vulnerabilities and weaknesses, which are often reflected in the way we socialize on the web. Some people have, however, maste...

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"Liberalize the Economy" "Free the economy" The above statements have always been the cry of the Market Fundamentalists. Our current puppet PM Dr. Manmohan Singh is credited with freeing the economy from all its conrols and resulted in a better future for us citizens. But has it been or the better?? Its seems the time has come around and there are increasing calls for more and more regulation in many areas. Lets have a look at what has happened since liberalization: a. Insurance Sector: LIC was the sole entity in Life Insurance sector and had an absolute monopoly. Liberalization resulted in emergence of Private Insurance players such as HDFC, KOtak, ICICI, Aegon Religare with the variety of Insurance products particularly ULIPS. The kind of misselling happened in this sector is well known. Almost all the readers reading this article would have been approached by the Misselling Agents of the Insurance companies and many would have also been a victim of them. Aegon R...

Hi All This is one of my attempt to code the financial algorithms in Java with aim of finally developing a good set of API which will be available for use by the community. I will continue to post the java code in zip format along with a few pointers on how to use them and what to expect in the zip file. Feel free to make/suggest changes in order to improve the code etc. Please access the code at following link: click here In case anyone finds difficulty in downloading, do not hesitate to let me know. The current set of files has following : a. InterestRateUtils having a few utility methods to caclulate EAR. It is self explanatory to use, b. TimeValueUtils having a few methods to calculate the present value and future value of cash flows. It consists of API's both, a single cash flow as well as a series of cash flow. It is self explanatory to use. c. API's for calculate option prices using Binomial Pricing method. The API can be used for both CALL as well as PUT option. Thoug...