Mujhe Kuch Shikayate Hain


Mujhe faculty se koi shikayat nahi
Mujhe kisi vidyarthi se koi shikayat nahi
Mujhe shikayat hai IIT ke us dhaanche se
Jo insaan se uski sochne ki chhamta chheen leta hai
Grades ke liye apne bhai ko begana banata hai
Dost ko dushman banata hai
Mujhe shikayat hai us grading system se
Us sanskriti se, jahan zinda insaan ko A,B,C mein code diya jaata hai

Aur zinda insaan ki kabiliyat ko pairon tale raunda jata hai
Jahan kisi saathi ko sikhana do minute bitana bevakoofi samjha jata hai
mil ke exam dena galat samjha jata hai
Aise maahaul mein, mujhe kabhi shiksha nahi milegi Meena
, kabhi shiksha nahi milegi
Isliye main duur ja raha hun, duur

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